Mike Jones

Michael "Mike" Jones is a radicola teen ace pitcher from Seattle who also happens to be the main character of the StarTropics series.

Personality
Given that he volunteers to rescue his uncle, Dr. Jones, I'm sure Mike is a courageous and good-natured guy – and for some godforsaken reason they made him absolutely obsessed with shoving bananas in his ears. He does it like at least twice.

He also hates the ever-loving queso out of Zoda and calls the guy "alien scum" basically every time he sees him.

Powers and Abilities
Mike makes up with his inability to swim with the gift of being able to jump like a Street Fighter character, and since he's an ace pitcher, his aim with projectile weaponry is second to none (particularly with the Island Yo-yo, his main weapon.

StarTropics
It all began when it began.

Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II
It all continued when it continued.

Beyond
After Zoda's Revenge, literally not one single thing has happened with this series aside from the NES Classic, and I'm sorry but I don't think there is a human being alive who thinks it will come back. Can they at least put Mike in Smash as like an assist trophy or something?

I'll write more of this later.